Lou - Lou is my IRL BFF, I’ve been friends with her since highschool and I honestly have no idea who I’d be today if I hadn’t met her when I did. She truly understands me and I love her for it. She’s my wingman, my confidant, my go to person. She not only puts up with my shenanigans but we actually do it together! She is the only one in my group of friends with whom I can even confide in when I have feelings over my fandoms and such and god, we just fit together. By the way, I have Lou to thank for introducing me to everything gay, I shit you not. Oh, and Sherlock. LUV U BITCH XOXO GOSSIP GOAT.
Asya - Asya is the one who I talk to most here! I know that because we talk to each other everyday for hours on end about such trivial stuff and god is it the best. I’ve only known Asya for awhile but I feel like I’ve been friends with her forever! :) She is the one I will inevitably be companions with since the Ponds are leaving (/creys); and then after that we either become the next Moffat and Gatiss or die trying. Asya I rub u, just gimme 11’s sonic and we’ll be good loljk.
Maddy - MADDY. OH MADDY. MADDY IS MY TUMBLR BFF U GAIS. It’s true she is because she is one of my oldest and closest and bestest lol friends on tumblr and honest to god, the number of times we would just flood each other’s inboxes trying to be witty and such is obscene. Not that I’m complaining. Maddy is that one person who would absolutely NOT get annoyed at me spamming her inbox with nonsense, she would even encourage it. Maddy is that one person I know I can curse at and laugh at and what not. Also Maddy is the best at doing that milkshake dance thing.. THE BEST. Honestly, if you guys aren’t talking to Maddy or following her, you guys are doing it wrong.
Lex - Lex, Leks, Lakes, Dalex. My wife, my cuppa tea etc etc. When I go online, half the time it’s filled with messages from Lex. Usually something about our amazing lovelife or our marital trials and tribulations or both or more recently something to do with ravioli. Crookshanks Nagini is our lovechild over the internet and she is extremely high maintenance; sometimes I’m left to myself to take care of her. Lex is always busy blogging and sending hate mail to hipster tumblrs ya know. But even so, Lex is one of the people on here who I know won’t ever judge me (if not honestly) and I know will always be out to troll me within an inch of my life until we use each other’s saved gpoys and gpoy war to the death.
Dani - Another resident troll of my inbox and dashboard. How boring was my internet life without Dani? VERY. I mean really, want a witty but annoying text post? Dani. Want gpoy wars? It’s Dani you’re looking for. Just need a laugh and be told that Benedict Cumberbatch looks like ravioli? Go to MOTHER FUCKING DANI. Dani is just pretty much someone I can go to for anything, but mostly to have a laugh. Her dry humor is refreshing, you should go and ask Dani to teach you.
Poppy - POPPEH! Poppy’s face claim to me will always be this image a.k.a. Darren Criss in kicked puppy form.
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